Daastaan haa ye Mollaa Nasroddin

Emaam e Jamaa’at

Mollaa, saal haa, mashqul e tahsil bud, dar paayaan e kaar ke mi xaast vaared e zendegi shavad, cun dar shahr haa be qadr e kaafi mardom e daanesh-mand vojud daasht, fekr kard ke dar dahaat beh-tar mi tavaanad zendegi konad. Be deh i azimat kard, ba’d az vorud e mollaa, mardom e deh goftand: Maa “Emaam e Jamaa’at” daarim va niyaaz i be vojud e shomaa nadaarim. Naa-caar az aanjaa be deh e digar raft va bel-axare az bas dar dahaat e moxtalef gasht va az har jaa raande vo maande shod, xaste gardid. Pas az candin ruz gardesh be deh i resid va dar meydaan e deh jam’iyyat e ziyaad i did. Mollaa jolo rafte ellat raa porsid. Goftand: Rubaah i dar in aabaadi peydaa shod east ke nasl e morq o xorus raa bar-andaaxte va baa hezaar zahmat emruz U raa gerefte va ne mi daanim ce-gune mojaazaat ash konim taa talaafi ye xesaaraat e maa beshavad.

Mollaa goft: in kaar raa be man vaa-gozaarid va yaqin bedaanid ke cenaan shekanje ash bokonam ke nazir nadaashte baashad.

Dehqaanaan xosh-haal shode goftand: Laabod in shaxs beh-tar az maa mi daanad ke baa rubaah ce mo’aamele i konad. Pas heyvaan raa dar extiyaar e mollaa qaraar daadand. Mollaa jabbe ash raa az tan birun aavard va be posht e rubaah andaaxt va ammaame ye xodash raa ham bardaasht va bar sar e rubaah gozaasht va shaal e kamar ash raa ham mohkam be dor e rubaah picid va rahaayash kard.

Dahaati haa ke in amal raa didand be taraf e mollaa hojum aavarde goftand: To baayad tamaam e xesaarat e maa raa bedahi, ziraa moddat haa zahmat keshidim taa in heyvaan e muzi raa be cang aavardim va to be in saadegi rahaayash kardi.

Mollaa goft: Aan-ce ke man mi daanam, shomaa nemidaanid. Man kaar i ke kardam, balaa i be sar e in heyvaan aavarde am ke taa aaxar e zendegi bad-baxt o bi-caare vo sar-gardaan baashad va be hic suraax i raah ash nadahand.

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Porsesh az xodaa

Ruz i mollaa az sahraa yi mi gozasht. Cun xeyli xaste bud, olaaq raa baraaye ceraa rahaa karde va dar zir e deraxt e gerdu yi neshast. Ettefaaqan jeloyash mazra’e ye xarboze va hendevaane bud. Mollaa baa xod fekr kard o goft: Xodaayaa falsafe ye in-ke gerdu ye be in kucaki raa dar deraxt e be in qavi-heykali aafaridi, va xarboze vo hendevaane ye be in bozorgi raa az bute ye be in kucaki amal aavardi cist?

Hanuz dar in andishe bud kea z deraxt gerdu yi kande shod va dorost ru-ye sar e bi-mu ye mollaa oftaad va sar ash raa shekaste, xun jaari gasht. Mollaa belaafaasele sojde vo shokr be-jaay aavarde, goft:

Xodaavandaa az fozuli ye xodam towbe kardam, ziraa agar be-jaa ye in gerdu xarboze yaa hendevaane ru-ye sar e man oftaade bud, halaa kalak am raa kande bud.

Dozd e bi-gonaah

Shab i dozdann xar e mollaa raa robudand. Sobh e ruz e ba’d, mollaa shoru’ be jost-o-ju kard. Dustaan e mollaa hame jam’ shodand va har yek be no i U raa malaamat va sar-zanesh kardand. Yek i goft: Ceraa dar e tavile raa qofl nakardi? Digar i ham goft: Mollaa to ham maashaallaah xaab at sangin ast, dozd aamad o olaaq at raa bord va to bidaar na shodi! Mollaa ke taa aan lahze saaket bud va be harf haa ye dustaan ash gush mi daad, javaab daad: In-tor ke ma’lum ast, tamaam e gonaahaan be garden e man ast va dozdaan dar in qaziyye bi-taqsir and.

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Mo’eze ye Mollaa

Ruz i mollaa be menbar bar aamade goft: Mardom, mi daanid ce mi xaaham beguyam? Shenavande gaan javaab daadand: Na, ne mi daanim.

Mollaa xashm-naak az menbar be zir aamade goft: Man be shomaa ke in-qadr naadaan hastid ciz i ne mi guyam. In be-goft o be-raft. Fardaa ye aan ruz, baaz bar faraaz e menbar neshaste, soal e ruz e gozashte raa tekraar kard. Mardom pas az mashverat baa yek-digar hame paasox daadand: Aari, mi daanim ke ce mi xaahi be-guyi.

Mollaa goft: Aknun ke xodetaan mi daanid, pas ezhaar e man lozum i nadaarad, va az menbar paayin aamade va hame raa dar heyrat gozaasht o raft. Pas az raftan e U, mostame’in baa xod qaraar gozaashtand ke agar mollaa in soal raa tekraar konad, nim i az aanhaa ezhaar e elm konand v anime ye digar xod raa naadaan jelve dahand, balke bedin vasile mollaa raa be soxan aarand.

Sevvomin ruz baaz mollaa be menbar bar aamade hamaan soal raa tekraar kard. Barx i goftand maa ne mi daanim va ba’z i ezhaar e elm kardand. Mollaa baa molaayemat e tamaam goft: Besyaar xub, haalaa aan haa i ke mi daanand, be aanaan ke ne mi daanand yaad dahand va hame raa ma’yus o motahayyer gozaashte be raah oftaad.